Mcharriter: An ancient religion

MCHARRITER IS THE ONLY WAY
FORGET ALL RELIGIONS.

McHarriter is the only way. It is the most ancient religion, precisely 14 years old. We believe you should try P.Nuss. A very famous Preacher. They say his speeches are like Liquis Silk. But I'm sure this guid will do.

To join Mcharriter, you must first take a blood ritual. This involves meeting Caferine Devwin, she will cut you so you look like A BADMAN. Then you shall be accepted into our Clan.

Once you are in, you must learn the basics. Our greeting is ALPHA Q. Our best friends are Al-Qaeda and the Yakuza and we do not work with terroists except when they give us porn. (I do love a bit of JIHAD BIG TITS.) When you have learnt shit-all, you may begin your first trial. Watch Melancholie der Engel, but, without blinking or shoing any signs of emotion. In fact, you have to enjoy it.

Thats right, you have to. Or I'll fire you understand me.


 * 1) we only eat real shit


 * 1) do not kill anyone unless they kill you first


 * 1) DO NOT kill anyone to death


 * 1) you can not leave once you are dead


 * 1) If you join the only way to leave is to die


 * 1) Once dead, you have to pay for your funeral


 * 1) If you die in side the Chapel, you will be killed again


 * 1) If you are killed inside your bedroom, you MUST clean it up


 * 1) If you are shot through the brain, pick it up


 * 1) attempted suicide will be punished with attempted murder


 * 1) suicide will be punished with a bit of murder


 * 1) and incset will be punished by having to watch 69 years of transexual granny porn