The Bluetack Easter Egg

First you must know the city of fhscnbisufnaisocodOV or AdmkafjieSHIRE
Once you know that, everything becomes much clearer. Attempting to flee this website will only cause you to press that red cross in the top right hand corner or that red button for Apple people. If you remember the very famous game: VIDEO GAME the Video Game. You'll remember that gamers attempted to complete the game by cheating and ended up getting burnt by HOLY JESUS OF NAZARETH, HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD AND JESUS HIM SELF(again).

The mysterious occurence of the Satan Easter Egg is very similar but that easter egg was written by three idiots having a laugh. This easter egg, involves the game: Gareth's Mod, a very unpopular game which banned in 69.69 different countries for the use of vulgar slang. In GMod, when you travel down the main hallway of HOLY JESUS OF NAZARETH, HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD AND JESUS HIM SELF, you will find a mysterious head. Of a Pig.

The Pig was a religious symbol of the extinct religion: McHarriter. McHarriter practised all sorts of different rituals which always involved, beep beep beep beep WHAT THE FU- BJBUOADAIUDBAN    MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, the Pig's head will fall off revealing a sacred shrine of the Mike Hock: and ancient prophet which was stoned for having a silly name. When you touch Mike Hock(RAPE!!!! ARGAGARRR) he will rise up and grow tough and stiff. Once that he will shoot a white gluey liquid at you which will stick you to the floor. A Buddha will then float down from THE SCARY MAZE GAME to release you from the Cum, I mean white gluey stuff.

Oh yeah, I forgot. This has nothing to do with Bluetack.

If you read this far, I recommend medical attention and a good therapist.