What hapened to Bird Flu

Before I begin. '''THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BIRD FLU SO FUCK OFF. '''

Once upon a time, lived a wise AFRICAN, NOT ASIAN, TOBY! Sorry, the Wise African was a fan of the big rock band: The Pedo Mays. they were spectacular. When they sang, no one lived. Literally.

Bird flu is when FUCK GOES DOWN WITH DA AIDS. Anyway, one day The Wise African. You know, fuck that. TWA is shorter. One day the TWA was attempting to discover the meaning of death. THAT'S RIGHT NOT LIFE YOU STUPID BASTARDS! He remembered the Wise European. NOT ASIAN. saying "death only comes after life" And thought "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PLa-" Sorry about that, i zoned out to Samuel L Jackson, Yeah. STAR WARS IS RACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MACE WINDU IS BLACK. HE HAS A PURPLE LIGHTSABER. Everyone else has green or blue, even YODA. HE'S FUCKING GREEN. TO give the black man the purple one. Despicable.

Had Enough. Oh, I'm sorry.

'''AND LORD OF THE RINGS, THATS RACIST. WHERE ARE THE BLACK GUYS OR ASIANS. ACTUALLY, '''the only black people are the orcs. THE BAD GUYS.
 * 1) Do not watch racist films
 * 2) give blacks the same coloured lightsabers
 * 3) give orcs human rights
 * 4) resurrect Martin Luter King JR
 * 5) Evict Spongebob
 * 6) 2+2 could equal anything
 * 7) GET OFF THIS WEBSITE!!!!!
 * 8) pissing raisins is not advised
 * 9) THE WISE ASIAN WILL RETURN.